Top Fails - Day #132

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

(via heathrawr101)

HAHAHA… No.
Crisps are filled with a certain percentage of HYDROGEN, so that they don’t go stale when they’re sat on a shelf. There’s no AIR in the pack, until you open it.

(Source: humortrain, via tyrannosaurustex)

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

(via nakedsalad)

• tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
• new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
• tourist: oh you think you're clever???
• new yorker: what
• tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
• new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
• tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
•  the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

(Source: transviadagem, via awesomephilia)

weagueofwegends:

[x] Karma

(via phantomsolari)

(Source: akeenerheart, via sarahbudd)

dwaileagueoflegends:

They are mine now~ Finished~ by ~zelphie00

(Source: tempustransitionis, via b0nlickatr0n)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via randommirandaa)

(Source: humortrain, via azeraths)

theambiguoushero:

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I

am

(via azeraths)

(Source: luca-dg, via panda-face-mew)